Tuesday, October 27, 2009

a mile over ...a 1000 more to go....

Dear whoever is reading this,
....contrary to popular belief...I have managed to lose 1kg in less than a week...this while not following my diet as diligently as I suppose it should be. My sins are as follows:
- a delicious and richer than Clinton...BBC chocolate chip cookie
- not drinking enough..or even close to enough water
- irregular and erratic exercise schedule
...I am back with my ex...but we're just talking...I know its never gonna be like before and very soon both of us will have to say our goodbyes...for my prince charming to come along ...I will have to be the princess...and for that a LOT of work needs to be done
...fortunately most men look for 3 basic criteria in selecting their Dream Gurl
1) Looks
2) Looks
and u guessed it right
3) Looks

so...I gotta get
my hair...........................simple....rebonding and coloring all in a days work
my teeth..........................simple again....whitening...thank heavens I don't have cavities and the 23 other oral problems as stated on my toothpaste
my nails...........................they invented chinese nailspas...
my skin...........................water should fix all the blemishes...my diet also does wonders...but after the weight loss will have to take up some serious skin treatments at Dr. Rekha Sheth's...she's like the Fairy Godmother of us modern cinderella's ..trapped in our ugly dull skin suits...should take about 3 months
undereyes.........................gotta a beautiful almond cream that does work as promised

now all i gotta do is get rid of these ROLLS of fat....
which as I reevaluated my schedule...should be done by February...

guess wat? I'm on target...lost 1 kg already..was to lose it by wednesday!!! Yipeeee!!! Maybe if I follow well tommorow and day after will lose more by WEDNesday and be ahead of my goals!


I plan on weighing 55 kgs by Feb 3 2010.
So far so good.
Wish me luck!
a mile over...a 1000 more to go!

2 comments:

  1. I'm assuming that you are a real person, and not somebody's marketing campaign.

    Anyway, that said. Good luck and all of that. I've personally managed to reduce 14 kilos in 5 months. And still have a lot more to go. Trust me, its all in the head.

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  2. Nope not a marketing campaign...and that's y...my previous attempt failed miserably...but i have learned and have a new plan in progress...hoping this will workout...still hopeful...fatgurlgoinslim

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